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uq;%d ysrlrf.k bkak tmd'uq;%d msg fkdfldg uq;%dYfha uq;% ;o lrf.k isàu frda. .Kkdjlgu w; jekSuls'  

uq;%d lsÍfï wjYH;dj oekqKq jydu uq;%d msg lsÍu fu!;% ,sx.sl moaO;sh wdYs‍%;j we;s úh yels frda.j,ska ñ§ug we;s b;d jeo.;a ms<sfj;ls'fndfyda fõ,djla uq;%d msg fkdfldg uq;%dYfha uq;% ;o lrf.k isàu frda. .Kkdjlgu w; jekSuls' tfia uq;%d uq;%dYh ;=< isrlrf.k isák úg uq;%dYfha fmaIsj, we§ula isÿù tu fmaIs ÿ¾j,fõ' miqld,Skj uq;%d lsÍug wmyiq;d we;sùug th m%n, fya;=jls' úúO fya;+ka ksid ldka;djka meh .Kka uq;%d fkdfldg uq;%d isr lrf.k isák wjia:djka we;' ldka;djka w;r uq;%d wdidok jeä ùug tho tla fya;=jls' wvqu ;rñka meh 4 lg fyda 5 lg jrla uq;%d msg lsÍu jeo.;ah'

uq;%d wdidok" uq;%dYfha we;sjk .,a" jl=.vq wdndO" msßñkaf.a mqria: .%ka:sh wdY%s;j we;sjk wdndO wdÈh fu!;% ,sx.sl moaO;sh yd iïnkaO frda.dndO f,i ie,fla'fu!;% ,sx.sl moaO;sh f,i ye¢kafjkafka jl=.vq" uq;%dYh" uq;% ud¾.h we;=<;a wjhj moaO;shgh' fu!;% ,sx.sl moaO;sh wdY%s;j we;sjk by; wdndO b;d fõokdldÍ h'

fu!;% ,sx.sl moaO;sh wdY%s;j we;sjk frda.dndO ms<sn|j l;d lsÍfï§ y÷kd.ekSfï myiqj i|yd tu frda.dndO m%Odk fldgia follg fnod oelaúh yels h' ta ffjoHuh frda. iy Y,Huh frda. f,i h'ffjoHuh frda. f,i ye¢kafjkafka T!Iëh m%;sldr u.ska iqj l< yels frda.dndO h' Y,Huh frda. j,ska ñ§u i|yd Y,Hl¾u isÿ l< hq;=fõ' jl=.vq wl¾uKH ùu ffjoHuh frda. w;rg .efkk tla frda.dndOhls' jl=.vq wl¾uKHùu yÈisfha we;sjk jl=.vq wl¾uKH;djh iy §¾>ld,Skj isÿjk jl=.vq wl¾uKH;dj f,i fofldgils' §¾>ld,Sk jl=.vq wl¾uKH;djhg fya;= jkafka Èhjeähdj iy wêreêr mSvkh ksjerÈ f,i md,kh fkdlsÍu h' Bg wu;rj uq;%dYh wdY%s;j we;sjk wdidok fkdi<ld yeÍu o §¾>ld,Sk jl=.vq wl¾uKH;djhg fya;=jls'

yÈis jl=.vq wl¾uKH;djhg fndfyda úg fya;= jkafka hï hï T!IO j¾. úIùu úúO úI j¾. YÍr.;ùu i¾m úI YÍr.; ùu" wdydr úI ùu jeks fya;= h' yÈis jl=.vq wl¾uKH;djg m%;sldr l< hq;af;a T!IO Ndú;d lsÍfuks' tfia fkdjqKfyd;a l< hq;= jkafka reêrh msßisÿ lrk hka;%hla u.ska reêrh msßisÿ lsÍu h'

jl=.vq wdY%s;j isÿ flfrk Y,Hl¾u j,ska nyq,ju isÿ flfrkafka jl=.vqj, we;s .,a bj;a lsÍfï ie;alu h' uq;%dYfha fyda jl=.vqj, we;s .,a ks¾udKh jkafka tu bkao%shka ;=<u h' le,aishï Tlaif,aÜ kï ridhksl o%jH tu .,a ks¾udKh ùug fya;= fõ' Bg wu;rj le,aishï ldnfkaÜ" hQßla weisâ ksid o jl=.vqfõ iy uq;%dYfha .,a we;s fõ' le,aishï Tlaif,aÜ ridhkslh ksid uq;%dYh iy jl=.vq wdY%s;j .,a ks¾udKh ùug fya;= lSmhla u n,mdk nj meyeÈ,s h' le,aishï Tlaif,aÜ iaMál uq;%dj, mej;Su idudkH wm .kakd c,h m%udKh uo jqjfyd;a iaMál jl=.vq j, ;ekam;afõ'

fyd¢ka uq;%d msg fkdùug uq;%dYfha iy jl=.vqj, .,a we;s ùu m%Odk fya;=jls' by; oelajQ wdldrhg .,a we;s jkafka iaMál wdldrfhks' uq;%d msg lrk úg tu iaMál msg jqjfyd;a uq;%dYh ;=< .,a we;s fkdfõ' jl=.vq ;=< kd, wjysrùu jeks fya;=jla ksid tu iaMál jl=.vqj ;=< ;ekam;a jqjfyd;a th j¾Okh ù .,a we;sfõ'

jl=.vq j, iy uq;%dYfha .,a we;sùu úfYaIfhka fidhd n,d m%;sldr ,nd.; hq;= h' ta uq;%dYfha fyda jl=.vqj, .,a we;sùu jl=.vq wl¾uKHùug m%Odku fya;=jla jk ksid h' tfia u jl=.vqjla ;=< ks¾udKh jQ .,la jl=.vqfõ isg uq;%jdyskS Tiafia t<shg meñfKk úg wêl fõokdjla we;sùu h' we;euqka mjikafka fuys§ we;sjk fõokdj fojeks jkafka ldka;djlg ore m%iQ;sfha§ we;sjk fõokdjg muKla nj h'
tys§ we;sjk fõokdj b.áh m%foaYfhka wdrïN ù ., .uka lsÍu;a iu.u uq;%dYh foig .uka lrhs' tjeks wjia:djl uq;%d iu. reêrh msgùula o isÿúh yelsh' thg fya;= jkafka ., uq;%dud¾.h Èf.a my<g tafï§ tys ì;a;s iSÍuh'

we;eï úfgl jl=.vq foflysu .,a ks¾udKh ù ;snqKfyd;a jl=.vqj, kd< folu wjysr ù yÈis jl=.vq wl¾uKH ;djhla úh yels h' jl=.vqfjka uq;%dYhg tk kd<j, §¾> ld,hla ;siafia .,la isrù ;sîu jl=.vq wl¾uKH ùug fya;= úh yels h' uq;%dYfha iy jl=.vqj, .,a we;akï ta i|yd jyd m%;sldr .; hq;af;a fuu fya;= ksid h'

uq;%dYfha we;sjk .,a bj;a lsÍu i|yd T!IO Ndú;dfõ' fuys§ isÿjkafka uq;% kd< úYd, fldg ., msg;g taug ie,eiaùu h' tfia ke;sj uq;%dYfha .,a Èh lr yeÍug ngysr ffjoH úoHdfõ fuf;la T!IO fidhdf.k ke;'

tf,i uq;%dYfha .,a bj;a l< o jl=.vqj, ;sfnk .,a tfia bj;a l< fkdyels h' tys§ Y,H l¾uhla isÿ l< hq;=fjhs' úYd, lemqula isÿ fkdfldg uq;%d ud¾.h Èf.a jl=.vqj fj; w;skùk WmlrK hjd jl=.vqfõ we;s .,a len<s j,g l=vq lr jl=.vqfõ we;s ., bj;a lsÍfï yelshdj we;' we;eï úgl iq¿ fyda lemSula isÿ fkdfldg jqj o jl=.vqfõ ., bj;a lsÍfï yelshdj we;' tf,i bj;g .; fkdyels .,a bj;a lsÍu i|yd b.áh m%foaYfha l=vd isÿrla we;s lr ta ;=<ska kùk WmlrK jl=.vqj ;=<g fyda uq;%dYh ;=<g hjd ., bj;a lsÍfï yelshdj we;'

fndfyda fofkla fu!;%,sx.sl moaO;sh wdY%s;j uqyqKfok frda.dndOhla f,i uq;%d oeú,a, ye¢kaúh yels h' fuh b;d wiykldÍ iy fõokdldÍ frda. ;;a;ajhls' uq;%d oeú,a, we;sùug fya;= lSmhlau n,mdhs' bka m%Odku fya;=j jkafka uq;% ud¾.fha we;sjk wdidokhs' tjeks wdidokhla we;s jQ úg uq;%d msgfjk jdrhla mdid ;=jd,hla mEfrkakdla fuka tu wdidok ;;a;ajh W;aikak fõ'

Bg wu;rj jeäysá mqoa.,hkaf.a iy úfYaIfhkau ldka;djkaf.a uq;%d oeú,a, we;sùug n,mE yels ;j;a fya;=jla y÷kd.; yelsh' ta uq;%dj, wï, m%udKh wêl ùuh' tjka wjia:djl§ uq;%d ud¾.fha lsis÷ wdndOhla ke;sj jqjo wêl uq;%d oeú,a,la we;sùfï yelshdj we;' ks;r ks;r §¾> ld,hla ;siafia mj;sk uq;%d oeú,a, mÍlaIdjg ,lal< hq;= ;;a;ajhls' m<uqj tys§ uq;%d ud¾.fha lsishï wjysr;djhla we;soehs fidhd ne,sh hq;=h' tjeks wjysr;djhla ke;s kï uq;%dj, wï, m%udKh wvq lsÍug T!IO ,nd foa'

msßñkag jvd ldka;djkaf.a uq;%d wdidok iy uq;%d oeú,a, we;sùfï yelshdj jeäh' ldka;djkaf.a uq;% ud¾.h flá ùu thg fya;=jh' túg úIîc uq;% ud¾.h Èf.a uq;%dYh foig .uka lsÍfï yelshdj jeäh' tfukau wÆ; újdy jQ ldka;djkag uq;%d wdidok we;sùfï yelshdjla o we;' th idudkH ;;a;ajhls'

uq;%d iu. reêrh msgùu oeäj wjOdkh fhduq l< hq;= ;;a;ajhls' jhi wjqreÿ 45 blaujQ whl=f.a uq;%d iu. reêrh msg jqjfyd;a" uq;% ud¾.h wdYs‍%;j ms<sld ;;a;ajhla ke;ehs ;yjqre jkf;la wjYH mÍla‍IK isÿ l< hq;=h' fõokdjla we;sj fyda ke;sj jqjo uq;%d ;o meyefhka msgùu ffjoH Wmfoia me;Sug fya;=jls'

mqreIhkaf.a mqria: .%ka:sh wdYs‍%;j we;sjk wdndO fu!;% ,sx.sl moaO;sh wdYs‍%;j we;sjk wdndO w;r m%Odk ;ekla .kS' mqria: .%ka:sh f,i ye¢kafjkafka Yql%dkq ksmojk .%ka:shhs' tu .%ka:sh uq;%dYhg my<ska msysgd we;' uq;%d .uka lrk uq;% kd<h msysgkafka by; .%ka:sh ueoh' lsis÷ fya;=jla ke;sj jqjo jhi wjqreÿ 45" 50 blaujQ mqreIhkaf.a mqria: .%ka:sh wdYs‍%; mgl jeã" bÈóug mgka .kS' uq;%d .uka lrk ud¾.h fï .%ka:sh ueo msysgd ;sfnk ksid mqria: .%ka:sh bÈó mgl bÈóu ksid uq;% kd<fha isrùula isÿ úh yelsh' tys m%;sM,h uq;% mylÍug wmyiq ùuh'

tys§ u;=jk frda. ,laIK .Kkdjlau oel.; yelsh' uq;%d fifuka hdu" läka lv hdu" ìxÿ f,i hdu" Èklg oy fodf<dia jrlg jvd uq;%d myùu" uq;%d myr bÈßhg ú§fï wmyiqj hk frda. ,laIK fuys§ u;=fõ' jhi;a iu. we;sjk fï frda.hg wu;rj b;du iq¿ msßilg mqria: .%ka:sfha we;sjk ms<sldjla ksido by; frda. ,la‍IKhu we;sjkq oel.; yelsh'

rd;%sfha§ lSm jrla uq;%dmsg lsÍug isÿùu we;euqka uqyqK fok ;j;a m%Odk .egÆjls' rd;%sfha§ tlajrla muKla uq;%d msg lsÍug isÿùu frda.hla fyda frda. ,laIKhla fyda fkdfõ' tfy;a rd;%sh mqrd lSm jrla jßkajr uq;%d msg lsÍug isÿùu frda. ,laIKhla f,i ie,lsh yelsh' hful= rd;%sfha§ kskaog hdug fmr uq;%dYh iïmQ¾Kfhkau ysiafldg kskaog hkafka kï we;eïúg tu .egÆj u;= fkdfõ' rd;%sh mqrd lSm jrla uq;%d lsÍug isÿùu mqria: .%ka:sfha wdndOhl ,laIKhla úh yelsh' mqria: .%ka:sfha wdndOhla we;s úg uq;%dYh ysia lsÍfï yelshdj ÿ¾j, ùu thg fya;=jh'

ksfrda.S mqoa.,hl=f.a YÍrfha rd;%sfha§ uq;%d ksmofjkafka b;d wvqfjks' tfy;a Èhjeähdj" yDofrda. jeks wdndOj,ska fmf<kakka ;=< rd;%sfha§ wêl f,i uq;%d ksmofõ' Tjqka o rd;%sfha§ lSmjrla uq;%d msg ùuo idudkH ;;a;ajhls' thg fya;=j jkafka Èhjeähdjg iy yDo frda.j,g fokq ,nk we;eï T!IO uq;% ksmoùfï .=Kfhka hq;= ùuh'

j;=r jeämqr îu;a f,vla

fu!;% ,sx.sl moaO;sh wdYs‍%; frda.j,ska ñ§ug wjYH muKg c,h mdkh lsÍu b;d jeo.;a' jeäysáhl= Èklg ,Sg¾ 2 - 2 1$2 w;r m%udKhla c,h mdkh lsÍu jeo.;ah' c,h mdkh lsÍu ms<sn|jo úúO u; we;' we;eï wh Èklg ,Sg¾ 4 - 5 muK m%udKhla c,h mdkh lsÍug fm<ö isá;s' th kqiqÿiqh'
kj m¾fhaIK u.ska fmkajd § we;af;a Èklg c,h ,Sg¾ 3 lg jeäfhka mdkh lsÍu jl=.vq iy uq;%dYh wdYs‍%;j .,a ks¾udKh ùug fya;=jk njh' idudkHfhka uq;%dj, uq;%d.,a ksmoùu je<elaùfï yelshdj we;s ridhkslhla we;'

wjYH muKg jvd c,h mdkh l< úg tu ridhkslh ;kql ù uq;%dYh wdYs‍%; .,a ksmoùfï yelshdj jeä fjhs' ta ksid jeäysáhl= Èklg c,h ,Sg¾ 3 lg jeäfhka mdkh lsÍu iqÿiq ke;' orejl= kï Èklg ,Sg¾ 1 - 1 1$2 w;r m%udKhla mdkh lsÍu m%udKj;ah'